in hysterics
Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
Hc that James picked up a little bit of french from being around Sirius so much and when he starts crushing Regulus, Reggie randomly says smth cute or whatever’s on his mind in french because he thinks James can’t understand, like this man basically pours his heart out and confesses all his insecurities and his love for James.
James just giggling in the corner like “ you’re going to be surprised one day”
so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone
Echoing the “What?” and augmenting it with a spray of scone crumbs because -
Well, because of several reasons, not least of which is that little detail of having the funeral…
Later.
When our hamster died in Wisconsin in the bleak midwinter we kept him in the freezer, and then, in early spring, when the snow and ice melted enough that the creek was running, we gave him a Viking Funeral on a small burning boat.
(via lqtraintracks)
I didn’t know if you’d care if I came back
I have a lot of regrets about that
(via applebottomclaudiajeans)
#They definitely should beach each other off
love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.
Remus: Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit.
Sirius: Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
James: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Regulus: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a fucking smoothie.
James: you can’t just go around murdering people!
Regulus: But he was mean to you!
James: so what? You’re mean to me on a daily basis
Regulus:
James: *grabs the bloody knife from regulus* No!
Regulus: but-
James: *shakes his head* no.